sandersstudies:

choco-meteor:

sandersstudies:

My roommate’s boyfriend is playing DnD (online? Facetime? Idk) in the next room and mostly he’s quiet but he just erupted out in a scratchy character voice “Where are my socks? Are they in your mouth? Spit them out right now!”

What kind of campaign is he playing

An average one

You know what you’re so right.

its-me-the-sad-one:

tacobelltylerr:

themightyrancho:

heartofthecoolkids:

I cant rn….

NEW YORK

BABY….

BOOOOOOOOOI.

Did Elmo just hit that Whip

DID ELMO JUST HIT THAT WHIP

*stumbles into brother’s room at 3 am* Y-You gotta see this

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker